Bucket List
Copy and paste in a new letter, place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not, then send it to your friends (including me). What have you done in your entire life!
(X) Shot a gun
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Alaska
( ) Been to Europe
(X) Been to Eastern States
(X) Been South of the USA border
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to The USA islands
( ) Been To The Atlantic Islands
( ) Been to the Pacific Islands
( ) Lived on a sail boat for over 8 months
( ) Been to Hawaii
(X) Been to The west coast
( ) Been to the East Coast
(X) Been to Texas
(X) Been to a foreign country
(X) Been to Washington,DC
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Been on a Cruise Ship
(X) Owned or driven a motor cycle
(X) Been on a one day River Cruise boat
( ) Served on a Jury
(X) Served as a Witness
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to New York City
(X) Swam in the Ocean.
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played Cops and Robbers
(X) Played Cowboys and Indians
(X) Sang karaoke
( ) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Made prank phone calls (I was a teenager at the time; still, not a proud moment)
(X) Laughed until some beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
( ) Gone ice skating
(X) Gone skiing (Can't swim but tried water skiing anyway + tried snow skiing too; failed both)
(X) Camped out under the stars
(X) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away
(X) Are you or have you been married (2)
(X) Have children (2)
(X) Have had a pet
(X) Have grandchildren (20+)
(X) Have Great-grandchildren (eleven)
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors
(X) Been fishing
(X) Been boating
(X) Been water skiing
( ) Been surfing
(X) Been hiking
(X) Been camping in a trailer/RV/Tent ALL of them!
( ) Flown in a small 4-seater airplane
( ) Been flying in a helicopter
( ) Been flying in a hot air balloon
( ) Been BUNGEE-jumping
(X) Gone to a drive-in movie (in the good old days)
(X) Done something that should have killed you
(X) Done something that you will regret for the rest of your life
( ) Ever ride a camel? (No, but I rode an elephant through downtown Dayton, Ohio.)
(X) Ridden a horse? (Yes, but no brakes, no thanks!)
( ) Ever eaten just cookies/chips for dinner
(X) Ever been on T.V. (Yes, and was offered my own TV show. Turned it down; too busy!)
( )Ever steal any traffic signs
(X) Ever been in a car accident
(X) Had a nickname
(X) Name ever been in the local paper
( ) Been sky-diving
( ) Been in a stock car
(X) Shot a gun
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Alaska
( ) Been to Europe
(X) Been to Eastern States
(X) Been South of the USA border
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to The USA islands
( ) Been To The Atlantic Islands
( ) Been to the Pacific Islands
( ) Lived on a sail boat for over 8 months
( ) Been to Hawaii
(X) Been to The west coast
( ) Been to the East Coast
(X) Been to Texas
(X) Been to a foreign country
(X) Been to Washington,DC
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Been on a Cruise Ship
(X) Owned or driven a motor cycle
(X) Been on a one day River Cruise boat
( ) Served on a Jury
(X) Served as a Witness
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to New York City
(X) Swam in the Ocean.
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played Cops and Robbers
(X) Played Cowboys and Indians
(X) Sang karaoke
( ) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Made prank phone calls (I was a teenager at the time; still, not a proud moment)
(X) Laughed until some beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
( ) Gone ice skating
(X) Gone skiing (Can't swim but tried water skiing anyway + tried snow skiing too; failed both)
(X) Camped out under the stars
(X) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away
(X) Are you or have you been married (2)
(X) Have children (2)
(X) Have had a pet
(X) Have grandchildren (20+)
(X) Have Great-grandchildren (eleven)
( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors
(X) Been fishing
(X) Been boating
(X) Been water skiing
( ) Been surfing
(X) Been hiking
(X) Been camping in a trailer/RV/Tent ALL of them!
( ) Flown in a small 4-seater airplane
( ) Been flying in a helicopter
( ) Been flying in a hot air balloon
( ) Been BUNGEE-jumping
(X) Gone to a drive-in movie (in the good old days)
(X) Done something that should have killed you
(X) Done something that you will regret for the rest of your life
( ) Ever ride a camel? (No, but I rode an elephant through downtown Dayton, Ohio.)
(X) Ridden a horse? (Yes, but no brakes, no thanks!)
( ) Ever eaten just cookies/chips for dinner
(X) Ever been on T.V. (Yes, and was offered my own TV show. Turned it down; too busy!)
( )Ever steal any traffic signs
(X) Ever been in a car accident
(X) Had a nickname
(X) Name ever been in the local paper
( ) Been sky-diving
( ) Been in a stock car
Sillysal
Always a 'silly' child, I chose the first name of a popular actor from 'West Side Story', Sal Mineo, for the second part of my clown name, Sillysal, when I began clowning on August 8, 1971. I remembered the date quite well as it was the second birthday of my only child, Gregory Douglas Turner. He'd requested a clown for his party and, finding none available to fulfill his request to be 'friendly' ... to let the kids touch them (even if their hands were sticky), to play WITH them and let him sit on their lap while he ate birthday cake and ice cream ... I became a clown!
Laff It Up
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your butt out of the situation you've gotten yourself into.
******Author and photographer unknown*****
******Author and photographer unknown*****
If You Marry AN Ohio Girl
Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.
The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Ohio.. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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